REST ASSURED. Immerse in a multitude of stars in the night sky! Then rest where you hear nothing but the winter wind. Now that’s a 5 (billion or more!) star accommodation. Finally, get lost in a warmth that will leave you sleeping way past your alarm clock. Be warned though, the snooze button will be ignored with this sleeping bag… and waking up at lunch.
FIT FOR A KING. Pharaohs boast of grand things. Look no further than the pyramids. Don’t believe us? Let’s not forget those big and tall coffins they fill when Osiris calls them. However, with this mummy sleeping bag, you get 6’6 “fit for a king” size. *Ceremonial wrapping cloth not included, of course*. Go ahead, sleep (and wake up) like royalty.
YOU’VE BEEN “WARMED”. This bag is perfect for 3 season camping with a temperature rating of 40-65F.
ON-THE-FLY. Isn’t it the worst when you out find that right sleeping position only when morning arrives (ugh)? Luckily, these uber-comfy sleep bags allow you to pull the zipper from the inside. Sleep fast and wake up refreshed! There’s also a pocket where you can hide essentials. Store phone, keys, amulets & lucky charms (hey, it’s a “mummy” bag after all). We do hope the gods protect your treasures (and sleep) from tomb raiders & Lara Croft though.
PACK AND MOVE OUT. Eager to join your buddies on your next winter getaway? Don’t worry, you won’t have to impose higher taxes to get this sleeping bag, your highness! We made sure you get value for your silver and gold coins. We’ve also inscribed a 1 year, no-frills, warranty. All set in hieroglyphs and symbols (har!). You’re a step closer to rewriting history.